Monday, May 28, 2012

Lincoln Odds And Ends



"The Savage Curtain": "Star Trek", the original series, season three, episode 22 (full episode). A bit of trivia: the actor who plays Lincoln, Lee Bergere, played Lincoln's law partner (and biographer) William Herndon in the 1974 mini series "Sandburg's Lincoln" (DVD on Amazon).


Lincoln on the Dew: Diet Mountain Dew commercial featuring our favorite wrestler.


Lincoln vs. Darwin: history vs sketch comedy.


Highlights From Living Lincoln Series: Lincoln as a Humorist with Conan "Why don't you just go do that then?" O'Brien.






Who ya gonna call?












And finally, what (almost) every Lincoln Presenter dreams of...



Tuesday, May 8, 2012

My Two Lincolns Video micro-review of "The Day Lincoln Was Shot" (1998, TV)



From IMDB-

“The Murder. The Manhunt. The Events That Stunned A Nation.


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(I know, I know, I look like some kind of pre-Cambrian Dorkfish in that first shot.)


Notes ~


Directed by John Gray.

Based on book of same name by Jim Bishop (full disclosure: I haven’t read it. Link below for it if you are so inclined to check it out).

As the war-weary, fatalistic yet hopeful Abraham Lincoln we have Lance Henriksen: a criminally under-rated, woefully under-used by top directors in Hollywood actor. “Terminator”, “Pumpkinhead”, “Aliens”, “The Horror Show”, “Tales From The Crypt”, “Hard Target”, “The Quick & The Dead”, “Powder”, “Millennium”, “Hellraiser:Hellworld”, “Bone Dry”, “Bring Me The Head Of Lance Henriksen”.

As the egocentric, southern patriot, actor, playboy, assassin John Wilkes Booth we have Rob Morrow from “Northern Exposure” and “Numb3ers”. He’s always solid.

As the jealous, caring, somewhat haughty Mary Lincoln we have Donna Murphy who was Picard’s romantic interest in “Star Trek The Next Generation Insurrection” and Mrs. Doc Oc in “Spiderman 2”.

As the stalwart, much loved (at least in this movie) eldest son Robert Lincoln we have Wil Wheaton who was Wesley Crusher on “Star Trek The Next Generation” and is The Bad Astronomer Phil Plait’s mancrush.

Forget the title: approximately the last eleven days of Lincoln’s life then jumps ahead twelve days to the last moments of Booth’s life with a quick follow-up of the other co=conspirators and supposed co-conspirators fates.

Even though constrained by tv movie time limits this does well with characterization.

Murphy’s Mary Lincoln has the emotionalism and fragility associated with the real woman.
Morrow’s Booth hints at the professional family rivalry (father and older brother also actors), sorrow at South’s loss, anger, arrogant confidence of an actor.

Henriksen, halfway to Lincoln with his craggy lined face and blue eyes, has a subtle, quiet toughness about him, ready to forgive the South and get back to being a United States again. He’s the Lincoln everyone sees in their head.

An almost everything-that-could-go-wrong-does-go-wrong chain of events: General Grant not going with the Lincolns to the theatre, an incompetent, drunken, fill-in for the President’s Guard that evening leads to Lincoln’s shooting as well as the attempted assassination of Secretary of State Seward and the almost attempted assassination of VP Johnson.

Watching the long night of Lincoln’s death is very dark. I recognized people, dialogue, Lincoln’s pocket contents from reports of the evening.

Downside: some bad camera work (one scene in particular is distractingly shaky). When having an actor who’s 5’10”-5’11” (depending on which website you’re reading) playing an historical figure known for his 6’4” height it might be best to never shoot him below the knees (not even in long shot). A 5”-6” height change between camera shots is disconcerting.

Over all, the film is slightly oversentimental but pays good attention to historical detail and is successful in portraying the losses of war, friend, husband, father, President and the birth of an icon.











Just for fun ~ here's the "test" video:

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Monday, May 7, 2012

My Two Lincolns micro-review of "A. Lincoln: A Commitment To Honor: A Unique Portrait Of Abraham Lincoln In His Own Words" edited by Gordon Leidner (2000)



“A. Lincoln: A Commitment To Honor: A Unique Portrait Of Abraham Lincoln In His Own Words” edited by Gordon Leidner (2000)

From Amazon-

No U.S. president has espoused and embodied virtues such as honesty, faith, determination, and character to the extent Abraham Lincoln did. In addition to his quotations on subjects such as leadership, honesty, faith, kindness, and liberty, ‘A Commitment To Honor’ includes insights from those who knew him best and photographs of Lincoln.

My two Lincolns:

This is basically the same type of book as the previously micro-reviewed “The Wit And Wisdom Of Abraham Lincoln” (edited by Alex Ayres, 1992) with better packaging. The quotes are separated into Topics but unfortunately, there are no “when/where” descriptives immediately following (notes are in the back of the book). There are quotes about Lincoln pertaining to the topic by contemporary peers. Again, like “The Wit And Wisdom…” it’s the lightest shadow of Lincoln’s whisper but in a prettier book.

Favorite quote about Lincoln:

“His great mission was to accomplish two things: first, to save his country from dismemberment and ruin; and second, to free his country form the great crime of slavery. To do one or the other, or both, he must have the earnest sympathy and the powerful cooperation of his loyal fellow-countrymen. Without this primary and essential condition to success his efforts must have been vain and utterly fruitless. Had he put the abolition of slavery before the salvation of the Union, he would have inevitably driven from him a powerful class of the American people and rendered resistance to rebellion impossible. Viewed from the genuine abolition ground, Mr. Lincoln seemed tardy, cold, dull, and indifferent; but measuring him by the sentiment of his country, a sentiment he was bound as a statesman to consult, he was swift, zealous, radical, and determined.” ~ Frederick Douglass


My Two Lincolns micro-review of "The Wit And Wisdom Of Abraham Lincoln" edited by Alex Ayres (1982)



The Wit And Wisdom Of Abraham Lincoln edited by Alex Ayres (1992)

From Amazon-

"’Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.’ Rather than the dour soul he sometimes appeared to be, Abraham Lincoln enjoyed a fine, often barbed sense of humor as this lively collection of his salty stories, anecdotes, quotes and speech excerpts proves. Also included in this treasury are his famous addresses, a Lincoln time-line, and sections on Lincoln Lore, Gettysburg Gems and Assassination Secrets.”

My two Lincolns:

The wit and wisdom is separated alphabetically and then by topic. Each quote has a short “when/where” descriptive after it to put it into context (no pictures/illustrations). It tries to capture Lincoln’s voice but only emits the lightest shadow of its whisper. Perfect for those who just want to be able to look cool quoting Lincoln or a youngling just getting interested in Ol’ Abe.




Sunday, May 6, 2012

The Full Moon: It's Always Super It's Just Not "Supermoon"

The Bad (yes he's bad, very bad) Astronomer Phil Plait (who gives good, very good hugs...not that that has anything to do with astronomy, he just does-must be a side talent) has written several informative articles on last night's "Supermoon". Thought I'd put them together and flash ya!

Dropping A Dime On The Moon

The Supermoon Stuff? AGAIN?

Why Does The Moon Look So Huge On The Horizon?

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Platinum Platitudes (16)

Platinum Platitudes

Rarer than an honest man attempting to ford a play to curtain’s close

No nickel and copper deal

Resistance, as it turns out, is not futile

Fit for those with monikers like scrivener Stephen

Plays around a million times

Heavier than thirty pieces

Trendier than the karat rule

Holds your preciouses still and safe

Drives ‘til there’s nothing left to inspect

Reluctant to unite doesn’t mean unwilling to bling

May 3, 2012
Tressa Lee Breen

My Notes & Resource Tools:
Name: Spanish, "platinade pinto", "little silver of the Pinto river"
Dense, malleable, gray-white
One of the rarest elements: 0,005mg/kg
Occurs in nickel and copper deposits as well as native
80% world production in South Africa
Resistant to corrosion, wear, tarnish
Catalytic converters, laboratory equipment, electrical contacts, electrodes, thermometers, dentistry equipment, jewelry
King Louis XV: "The only metal fit for a King"
Album, 1 million copies sold-Platinum
Heavier than silver, trendier than gold
1898, Louis Cartier started the platinum with gems trend
Crude oil to gasoline, spark plugs (last for life of car)
Reluctance to combine chemically with other elements

Friday, May 4, 2012

"Passing Away"

Passing Away ~ Watch famous medium Buck Bolton talk to the dead. Who's channeling who here?!

"Mrs. Lincoln's Salon"

"Mrs. Lincoln's Salon" trailer
Debra Miller performs Mary Todd Lincoln in a 30 minute play for libraries, museums, historical societies, and women's associations. Part of With Lincoln Productions.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Death (in two parts)

TheraminTrees discusses dealing, and not dealing with the reality of death in these two thoughtful, and thought-provoking (short) videos.
Part One
disproportional response
the illusion war
experiments in terror
'pro-mortality' atheism
'no atheists in foxholes'
unpreparing for death
the world in therapy
death tags

The Burden Of Proof

QualiaSoup discusses who has the burden of proof, and why, in this excellent (short) video.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

My two Lincolns micro-review of "Abraham Lincoln: His Life And Times: An Illustrated History" by The Editors Of Time Magazine, 2009


My two Lincolns micro-review of "Time: Abraham Lincoln: His Life And Times: An Illustrated History" by the Editors Of Time Magazine, 2009

From Amazon-

“This richly illustrated volume celebrates Abraham Lincoln by exploring the fascinating life and times of the president who saved the Union. Here, in more than 160 little-seen photos and illustrations, is a great nation still young and rapidly transforming. Here is the growth of the frontier and the Indian and Mexican wars; the advent of the telegram and the railroad; the battle over states` rights that erupted into the Civil War. And here in all its passion, complexity and tragedy, is the life story of the wise, visionary President who summoned America`s founding ideals to keep the nation united.”

My two Lincolns:

There are many excellent essays on different aspects of Lincoln but the joy of this book is indeed the illustrations. They cover a huge amount of territory, not just Lincoln & family & contemporaries but places, maps, newspapers, tools, posters, art, etc. “Vivid” is how I would describe this book.

That being said, this is the first book that I’ve read so far that has brought up a rather large issue that Lincoln had to deal with during his Presidency that was not directly Civil War related: the Sioux uprising of 1862. Ultimately, 38 Sioux warriors were hung (the largest mass execution in US history). This was out of an original 300. Lincoln personally reviewed each case and reduced the number even though it could cost him white settler votes in Minnesota (he said he wouldn’t hang innocent men for votes).

There are also excellent “For Further Reading” and “Historical Sites” sections in the back.

As I’m in the early stages of my Lincoln exploration I do not know how accurate or inaccurate the details of the Uprising story are; a quick Google found numbers at 38/303 and 39/303, no mention of the Lincoln vote quote and another having it has “I could not afford to hang men for votes”. Just an FYI.


AMAZON entry

Monday, April 23, 2012

My two Lincolns micro-review of "Abraham Lincoln: A Life" by Thomas Keneally




My two Lincolns micro-review of "Abraham Lincoln: A Life" by Thomas Keneally 2008)

From Amazon-

The self-made man from a log cabin, the great orator, the Emancipator, the Savior of the Union, the martyr—Lincoln’s story is at the very heart of American history. But who was he, really? In this outstanding biography, award-winning author Thomas Keneally follows Lincoln from his impoverished birth through his education and presidency. From the development of his political philosophy to his troubled family life and his actions during the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln is an incisive study of a turning point in our history and a revealing portrait of a pivotal figure.

My two Lincolns:

A concise, quick read; perfect for those who are curious but don’t have a lot of reading time to spare (183 pages, no pictures/illustrations).

On a personal note, I have no memory of reading of Lincoln’s “first love” Ann Rutledge until this book (excluding “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter” in which I wasn’t sure the tale was a “vampire conceit” so to speak). I look forward to learning more.

Unfortunately, as I am still in the beginning of my Lincoln exploration I cannot advise on how accurate, or inaccurate, this book is. 

Sunday, April 22, 2012

My two Lincolns micro-review of "The Transient" movie short about a vampiric Abraham Lincoln




My two Lincolns micro-review of "The Transient" (movie short, 2008)

Description from Youtube-

“The Transient is an 80’s action movie about a homeless vigilante and his caseworker, Steve, as they try and stop Vampire Abraham Lincoln from sucking the blood of four score and seven virgins. This short actually came out before the “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” book was released (and long before the 2012 movie!). At the time there weren’t too many connections between Lincoln and vampires so we thought it was a good premise!”

My two Lincolns:

Oh geez. Such a POE (Piece Of Excrement) that it’s actually kind of enjoyable, in an “Amazon Women Of The Avocado Jungle” sort of way. The zombie with a pacifier is cute. Genre staple of young vampiric chicks harem, or as Lincoln refers to them, “My Cabinet”, included. Almost every line Vampire Abe utters is a slightly modified Lincoln quote, which causes the Transient to angrily shout, “You talk funny!” The height difference between Vampire Lincoln and the Transient is great (Lincoln is 6’4”, the Transient is...not) which leads to a hysterical visual during the showdown. All in all: worth a watch if you’re into tongue-in-cheek film POEs.

(The actor who plays Vampire Lincoln, Michael Krebs, is the same actor who played Abraham Lincoln in the "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter" book trailer.)

My two Lincolns micro-review of "Being Lincoln: Men With Hats" documentary, 2008




My two Lincolns micro-review of "Being Lincoln: Men With Hats" documentary, 2008

Description from website-

“Delves into a national subculture of Abraham Lincoln impersonators and explores why the over 180 Lincoln presenters in the country do what they do. Meet a legion of Lincolns at the annual Association of Lincoln Presenters conference as they ham it up, discuss costuming challenges, share trade secrets and participate in photo ops galore.”

My two Lincolns:

It’s an interesting watch but really for those more immersed in the phenomenon. 

Glad I've had a tubal ligation! Male seahorse giving birth...

Male seahorse (Hippocampus kuda) giving birth at The Deep, Hull, Yorkshire, UK.

"Well, But In Time..." poem, 2003, 2nd video attempt

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My two Lincolns micro-reviews of "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter" movie trailer, book trailer, & book


My two Lincolns micro-reviews of "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter" movie trailer, book trailer & book



Movie Trailer (movie opens June 22. 2012)

From IMDb-

Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, discovers vampires are planning to take over the United States. He makes it his mission to eliminate them.

My two Lincolns:

The ticking intro succeeded in capturing my heartbeat. The voice (although not Lincoln accurate according to accounts I’ve since read) was also stirring and visuals were dark and fast for the vampires and iconic for Lincoln. “Wanted” is the only other movie I have seen directed by Timur Bekmanbetov which is the best movie equivalent of a roller coaster ride, taken with excellent actors, that I have ever seen. This film, like the former, will hinge primarily on the actors’ ability to sell the premise, and the director’s frenetic eye-candy style, to the audience.

(Since seeing the trailer I’ve read about some changes and character additions to the movie that make me a bit hesitant. I do still intend to actually go to the theatre and see this one – I usually wait for DVD – but not in 3D, which I think is generally unnecessary.)

Book Trailer

My two Lincolns:

I almost hate to admit it but this made me want to read the book more than the movie trailer. Its budget is more commensurate to that of a book than of a movie of course but it captures the feel and visuals that a title like “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter” could inspire in historical, supernatural and positive senses. The Lincoln voice over (Harry Chase) although, like the movie trailer's, not Lincoln accurate as I have since found out, is passionate, it’s a nice touch that the vampire resembles Booth (Jason Vail), and I like the Lincoln actor’s look (Michael Krebs) and mannerisms (I have since found out that he has done work as a Lincoln impersonator for years).

Book trailer on Youtube


Book "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter" by Seth Grahame-Smith (2010)

My two Lincolns:

I didn’t expect to like this as much as I did (I mentioned my thoughts on actual historical figures with mythical creatures in “Bitten By the Hat”). It was actually a surprisingly well-done weaving of factual events (from Lincoln’s childhood to his assassination and just a bit beyond...) with supernatural fantasy monsters: I would dub it “historical horror fiction”. No, it’s not “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter I Am” by Dr. Seuss nor is it Robert Green Ingersoll’s essay “Lincoln’s Axe Proclamation On American Vampire Civil Disobedience”; it’s an entertaining story that is worth an evening’s read, by firelight, alone...

(It also inspired me to read up on the actual man and if it does the same for others I would consider it a successful story.)

Book on Amazon


Related links:







Saturday, April 21, 2012

Bitten By The Hat: Becoming A Lincolnphile

Bitten By The Hat: Becoming A Lincolnphile

Abrahamic Vampirism + OCD = an eternal obsession...ok, that’s probably a bit of an exaggeration.

Yes, I was aware of the “classic story/classic monster” literary mixing going on but wasn’t really that interested. I have loved monsters forever (or at least for my bit of eternity, all 45 years of it so far) but I hadn’t read any of the classics being remixed. I thought “Jane Eyre” and vampires would be a nice potion. Sure enough, “Jane Slayre” came out and I read and enjoyed it.

“Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter” by Seth Grahame-Smith (who started this craze with “Pride & Prejudice & Zombies”) was in a different vein. This was taking an actual once-living being who also happened to be an important US historical figure, and injecting his life, and times, with supernatural creatures.

I don’t know...Lincoln was one of my favorite yesteryear icons when I was very young, vampires have always been my favorite monster, but the mix just didn’t hypnotize me so I didn’t read the book.

Then Facebook sucked me in.  Someone posted a link to the movie, I don’t remember whom, I don’t remember when (probably after sunset), but I clicked on it.

I’ll save my thoughts on the movie trailer, book trailer, and book for a bit later. Suffice it to say that those three things seem to have begun my turn me into a blood-crazed Lincolnphile...I mean reawakened my interest in Lincoln the man...yes (ahem).

This is going to be my chronicle of that obsession, for as long as it lasts, and as many books/movies it absorbs. I’m going to post about each book/movie as I (hopefully) enjoy it, providing a link, an official description of/from the product and my two Lincolns about it.

And if you should happen to get bitten by the hat as well and find yourself perusing online bookstores for Lincoln in the dead of night...make sure your axe is sharp.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Cobalt/Goblin Treasure, Goblin Promise (15)

Cobalt/Goblin Treasure, Goblin Promise

You drag me up with the red and the gray
~ an unexpected bonus ~
the silver tint of my stretched flesh
hints not at the sapphire hoard beneath
but my sickening breath warns
of an all consuming fire:
set me loose on the tips of your stupidity
and I'll gobble up your world


February 5, 2012
Tressa Lee Breen

My Notes & Resource Tools:
German: Kobold Ore "Goblin Ore"
Hard, lustrous, silver gray
Source by-product of copper + nickel mining
Color to glass, smalt ceramics inks, paints, varnishes, 
Goblin Ore-name due to blue pigment producing minerals poor in known metals & gave poisonous arsenic-containing fumes upon smelting
Essential trace element for all animals, B12
Active nutrient for bacteria, algae, fungi
Cobalt Floride - pink
Cobalt Chloride - blue
Cobalt Bromide - green
Cobalt Iodide - blue/pink
Anhydrous Dichloride - blue
Hydrate - red
Egyptian sculpture, Persian jewelry, ruins of Pompeii, China
Cobalt-Chromium-Molybdenum alloy = Vitallium, used for prosthetic parts such as hip & knee replacements
Aluminium-Nickel-Cobalt-Iron alloy = Alnico, permanent magnets
Samarium-Cobalt = permanent magnets
Alloyed w/ 95% Platinum for jewelry
Cobalt bomb-dirty bomb-whole human life time for land to recover-doomsday weapon
Cobalt can displace iron from blood plasma
Cobalt steel used for drill & milling machine bits
Pale cobalt blue glass insulators used in old telephone wires, power lines, railroad signals
Azure (bright), Cerulean (greenish), Ultramarine (dark), Glaucous (grayish), Cyan (light greenish), Periwinkle (light grayish)
Bogeyman, Brownie, Demon, Fiend, Gnome, Gremlin, Imp, Kobold, Nixie, Pixie, Spirit, Sprite
Cobalt on Wikipedia
The Disappearing Spoon And Other True Tales Of Madness, Love, And The History Of The World From The Periodic Table Of The Elements by Sam Kean
Periodic Table: An Exploration Of The Elements by Joel Levy
Periodic Tales: A Cultural History Of The Elements From Arsenic To Zinc by Hugh Aldersey-Williams
The Elements: A Visual Exploration Of Every Known Atom In The Universe by Theodore Gray

Monday, September 5, 2011

Immortal Beloveds

Immortal Beloveds                 

A voice wailing out of the web
exploding with the consuming sorrow and painful happiness
only loss can ignite
triggered remembrances
of a youthful pixie
and an onyx empress
both long lost to desires gone dark

The surge of old moments made fresh
with the slam of no more moments to be had
constricts the ability to act
the ability to live

Yet who would lose those rich recollections
to avoid the sharp steel of bereavement
and deny those we treasure their bit of forever

If we create a life of meaningful memories
conceived from joyous matings of chosen friends
birthed in exuberant experiences 
swaddled in warm laughter
grown and nourished with the exchange of honesty
cared for and cherished with the sharing of finite time
then the cliché can be made truth

Even though death will without exception end each of us
our love for one another
will never die

August, 2011
Tressa Lee Breen

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Phosphorus/@#$% My Gardener Says (14)

Phosphorus/@#$% My Gardener Says

A German had a little tinkle
from which he hoped a golden shower would sprinkle

He was way off his mark
and instead found glow-in-the-dark

From an alchemist named Brand
to the double helix DNA strand

We now have a way to replenish the soil
that doesn’t require @#$% loads of urine to boil

July 19, 2011
Tressa Lee Breen


My Notes & Research Tools:
Phosphorus-Ancient Greek name for Venus-Light Carrier
Latin-Light Bearer-Lucifer-also Venus the Morning Star
Phosphorescence-glows after illumination
In DNA, RNA, ATP, cell membranes
Explosives, nerve agents, friction matches, fireworks, pesticides, tooth pastes, detergents, fertilizers
German alchemist Hennig Brand, 1669, trying to make gold, boiled down old urine, white material, glowed & burned brilliantly, Phosphorus Mirabilis- miraculous bearer of light
Ground up bones also source
Red-relatively stable-matches
Black-hard to make/rarely seen
White-toxic, explosives, kept in dark
Phosphate Rock-calcium phosphate-source 
Replenishes soil after harvest
Phosphorus on Wikipedia
The Disappearing Spoon And Other True Tales Of Madness, Love, And The History Of The World From The Periodic Table Of The Elements by Sam Kean
Periodic Table: An Exploration Of The Elements by Joel Levy
Periodic Tales: A Cultural History Of The Elements From Arsenic To Zinc by Hugh Aldersey-Williams
The Elements: A Visual Exploration Of Every Known Atom In The Universe by Theodore Gray